Smart man + smart women = Romance
Smart man + dumb women = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart women = affair
Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A women will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.

A women worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a women, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A women marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't.
A man marries a women expecting that she won't change and she does.

A women has the last word in any argument.
Anything a mans says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man does/nt understand a women - before and after marriage.

Any married man should forget his mistakes: there is no use in two people remembering the same thing