Three model
aeroplane fliers, one was from the Christchurch MAC, one from the Wellington
MAC and the other was from NOCLASS MAC were sitting around a fire at the last
Nats! Discussing their different disciplines.
Trev from Christchurch MAC said he was the toughest flier in the country. "Shit
the other day when I was in Aussie My Pylon ship landed in a field on top of
a crock who got loose from a swamp and had ate six men before I snapped its
neck so I could get my plane!"
Wayne from Wellington MAC couldn't stand to be bettered. While the froth at
the corner of Trev's mouth settled, he stood up and said " well at the
same competition my pylon ship landed in the middle of a sandy dune and a 5
metre dessert Python wrapped itself around my plane! I grabbed the bastard with
my bare hands and bit its head off and sucked its poison down in one go and
I'm still here today! "
The NOCLASS member remained silent with these comments, slowly poking the fire
with his dick!